england you’re 12
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
"I love you" in 10 languages
hey guys i did the thing
I read an article that said emo kids were getting lazy eye from long hair so I decided maybe it was time to cut mine. Also, Otis tried to eat a large chunk of fallen hair and immediately regretted that decision.
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
THIS POST IS FUCKING ME UP
OK two of these are opening a portal to hell
I love that they are all some sort of normal appropriate material, then suddenly dead cuttlefish.
finally, a dating site for me
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
OHHH DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE…
i would sell my first born for the library of alexandria to be standing again with all of the lost knowledge hOLY FUCKING SHIT NEUGGHETS